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We Need to Set the
Record Straight
As you may
recall in the 1988 election
campaign, The Regan and Bush
election committee came out with a
very successful smear campaign
regarding the word "Liberal
."
Question:
The Republicans keep using the word
"liberal" as if it were some
kind of disease that afflicted
Democrats. Are they right?
Rev. Coté:
That
depends upon who you listen
to. According to what the
Democrats tell us, the Republicans are
correct. Question:
Th at doesn't make any sense.
The Democrats haven't said any such thing.
Rev. Coté:
You're
right. They haven't. By choosing to
ignore the liberal label they leave the Republican
definitions stand as if it were the truth. In both
sports and politics, when they don't show up the
opposition wins by default. Question: So you are
telling me that the Democrats are losing by
default.
Rev. Coté:
I'm not
telling that. The evidence
is. Question:
What do you mean?
Rev. Coté:
Silence is
the biggest liar on the planet. It's called
the lie of
omission. Remaining silent when
ethics and common sense call for one to speak up is a
lie equally as deceptive as directly speaking a
lie. Question:
But the Democrats aren't
intentionally lying. They are just not
speaking up.
Rev. Coté:
T he Democrats are lying by
default. They are simply not showing
up. By their absence and their silence, they
say the republicans are correct.Question:
Why?
Rev. Coté:
Who
knows? Maybe stupidity grows on trees. Question:
Is "liberal" an obscene
word? Please define "liberal."
Rev. Coté:
Tt. Question:
Tht?
Rev. Coté:
Tt. Question:
Tht?
Rev. Coté:
Tt. Question:
What "L" is that they don't
like?
Rev. Coté:
Here's a
list of "L" words. You tell
me.
lyre as in music,
lean, Leap year, leftover, large, Logos,
lollypop, lust
Love, Lovable,
Lovely,
Loyal, Loyalty,
Levity, Laughter,
Like, Luck, Life, Lively,
Luxurious, Luxury,
Lady, leadership,
Lesbian, lotus
flower
Library, Light,
Lifeboat, lift, Liberty,
legacy
Logic,
Logical, Legitimate
leisure, Lust,
Lubricate,
lick,
Lap
link, language
Levitate
Logical
Lick, lips,
licorice, Labia
do
these words go together
lion
lobster
lock
lodge
Living
Laxative I don't know
if this is a good or a bad
word. Perhaps we should loan
it to the owners of the
"C" word.
liquid
literal
liturgy
little
lonely
lonesome
longevity
London
lounge
longitude
long
range
look
lookout
lose
loose
lot
loot
lord
liquid
lucifer
luke
warm
lumber
lush
luster
luner
lunch
Lunatic
fringe
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Lie
lurid
lurk
liquor
limp
louse
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Crooked
Clash
Certified
cesspool
Chain gang
Challenged
Chamber pot
Cancel
Charlatan
Cheap
Cheat
Childish
Choke
Crime
Chain
Cash and Corruption
Cruel
Castrate
casualty
Cell, Sell Sell
Censorship
Caustic
Cave man
Casualty
Catatonic
Cataract
Catastrophe
Cold
Callous
Constipated
Cornered
Constrained
Closed
Convoluted
Controlling
Car bombs
Cavity
Cancel
can't
Cancer
Captive
Capsize
Carbon dioxide
careless
Candida
Criticize
Critical
Carnal
Clash Cash
C_nt and C_ck
and C_cks_cker These
words are considered to be so bad,
we can't even add them to this list.
And what about Closet
Homosexual? That's not to
belittle gays and Lesbians, but
theirs a pretty big closet in the
Whitehouse that Carl Rove used as an
office.
And then there's
Cocksure We'll leave
that to Carl Rove also.
Cock and Bull story
cock fight
Cockroach
Cockhorse (hobby
horse rocking horse)
Colored
We add coon but we no
longer make racial slurs
And then there's Cane who
slew his brother Able.
Crud Clod
colostomy
coma
combat
complicity
commit
common
communism and comrad
Comstockery from anthony
Comstock -- Self-appoints zar of
ruthless censorship in he early
1900's
conceit
Collusion
condemn
Condescend
condor which is another
name for vulture
Confine
conflict
confuse
congress
conquer
conspiracy
constrain
consrtrict
consume
Concentration Camp
contageous
contaminate
contempt
Contemptable
Contradict an d
acontradiction
contrary
contrive
controversy
collusion corruption
convulsion
colide
crypt
copy
corkscrew
corps
corrupt
corruption
coup as in taking over a
government
crabs as in lice
Crack ans in crack cocain
crabby
crinkle
crocodile
crooked And
then there's Richard " I'm not
a Crook" Nixon
crash
as in a car or the stock market
Crap
Craper Toilet
crotch
and crotchety
cry
crusty
Crass
crypt
cukoo
cult
cum
curse
cuss
weird person and swearing
Cyanide
crass
crazy
Creepy
crawly
crime
cringe
cramp
command and commandeer
Coersion
Coldblooded
coldfront
Coldshoulder
Coldsweat
cold turkey
coldwave
Colon
colic
Collaps
collide collision and
colusion
coitus
codpiece
Cloud
Club foot
Chubby or is that just
plain fat
Cloven foot Isn't
that a characteristic of the Devil,
himself?
Canker
Circus
Cock and Bull story
cock fight
Cockroach
Cockhorse hobby
horse rocking hoerse
Coarse
Cobra
Cocain
Clumsy
Clutter
Coal tar
Cripple
clash
Caustic
claptrap
Canker worm
Crap
Circumcise
Sounds like sin
Nice words:
Cinderella
Cinamon
Clover and Clever
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